when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
911 plz send help