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rule #47837482130 of tumblr
if ur australian everyone automatically likes u
except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit
shut the fuck up new zealand
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when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
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yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
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“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
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